THIS is the moment chips and drinks flew across an Essex kebab shop in an epic food fight between a drunk woman and a lad in a Hawaiian shirt celebrating his birthday.
The brawl broke out at Quality Diner takeaway in Clacton-on-Sea after the lad asked two women how old they were before jokingly adding "60, 61. 62?".
Footage shows a furious women, who appears to be carrying a hen party sash, brand Lewis Caley a c*** before trying to snatch his food.
She then tells him "if you throw a chip at me, it will be the last thing you do", before he throws a chip and she lunges at him sending food flying.
Lewis, who had been celebrating his 20th birthday said: "It was a right laugh. It was my birthday weekend so I decided to get everyone to dress in Hawaiian shirts.
"We went out in town then to Quality Diner takeaway and we were all drunk.
"These two lovely looking girls walked in and I was totally out of my face, so having a joke, I asked how they were and how old one of them was.
"When she said 'we're young' and I replied 'what, 60, 61, 62?', they didn't like the joke.
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"The taller one wasn't having any of it and started having a go at me.
"They just walk in and bear in mind I was hammered. It quickly escalated from me asking 'how old are you' to her calling me a c*** pretty quickly."
Lewis' mates waded in to separate the pair as other shocked take away customers looked on.
The birthday boy , who claims he was kicked in the head, added: "I just walked out of the takeout laughing my head off.
"The takeaway staff loved me because of that night. I went in there last weekend and they let me behind the counter.
"We've been in since and had our picture taken with the staff because they love us."
Murat, manager of Quality Diner, said: "We told the ladies to calm down because it was the boy's birthday and we needed to stop the argument too.
"They've never been back since that night but the boys still come in most weekends.
"[Lewis] loves getting a kebab from us."
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